Sunday, February 24, 2013

Whose Yours?

Over bottles of wines and beers, my friends and I were discussing who were their crushes past and present among the local celebrities.

The names of Lovi Poe, Cristine Reyes, Angel Locsin, Piolo Pascual, Donaire, James Yap, members of the football and rugby teams came up.

My list?  Here they are:))  

I think I was six when I first saw Tirso Cruz III while he was in Baguio shooting Magandang Gabi sa Inyong Lahat.  I did not understand my feelings then but I think he was one of my early crushes.  One of the few who aged nicely.

Kala ko nga makakaswerte, one time I saw him in a public toilet, hahaha, he went inside a cubicle, ang corny.


Friday, February 22, 2013

Please see this movie - BOSES

A friend of mine told me to look for the you-tube trailer of this movie.  He said it is an old movie that he saw so many years ago and that it will be re-shown in SM Cinemas.  I've been calling SM since I saw this but they could not give me an exact date when this movie will be shown.  AND IF IT IS SHOWING NOW, PLEASE ADVISE. THANKS.

Please watch and be one of those who can say - I will try my best to avoid abusing a child.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Si Mokong - The Man in White and Blue 2

Friday, January 18, 2013, maaga ako sa opis.  Daming work.  Year-end reports, budget prep.  Umaga na ng January 19 ng makatapos kami sa opisina.

I left our office at around 630am and after a quick bite, I went home.

Sa sobrang busy, walang pagkakataon to see Mokong again, but we kept texting each other.

As I pushed my way inside the train station, I saw many guards.  Palitan siguro ng shift.  Pasimula na ang rush hour at siksikan na sa loob ng train.

Beep, beep.  CP ko. Text message from an unlisted number.

"Gus2 tigas ti2?" the message said.  This is why I do not like text messages, di ko magetz agad.

"Nawala SIM Mokong" then  felt an erect penis pushing hard against my buttocks. Ah yun pala yun. Since my right side was being covered by my backpack, my left hand went behind me and touched his cock.


From the Professional Heckler

Another gem from the Professional Heckler.  Hope you enjoy this one, too.


http://professionalheckler.wordpress.com/2013/02/14/happy-birthday-krissy

Monday, February 18, 2013

A Very short, short note

Morning, February 19, 2013, I just came home, tired. Needed to stay in the office to finish some reports.  Just when I was about to take a quick nap, I heard our front door bell rang and sure enough, that was for me.  After giving my my niece the eye, I went down to meet the bwisitors.

"Manong, kanina ka pa namin hinihintay.  Eto" he handed me a piece of paper "Wag mong kalilimutan ha"

"Kris" another one handing me a list of names.

I turned my back and went to look for my niece.  "You woke me up for this?" I glared while handing her the papers my neighbors gave me.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Basta Driver, Sweet Lover part 1



Perhaps I had a wicked childhood
Perhaps I had a miserable youth
But somwhere in my wicked, miserable past
There must have been a moment of truth

For here you are, standing there, loving me
Whether or not you should
So somewhere in my youth or childhood
I must have done something good

Mula noon hanggang ngayon, ayoko ng umasa na may makikita akong life-long partner.  Sabi ko, sa mundo ng mga kagaya natin, walang permanenteng relasyon, meron lang permanenteng interes.  Napaso na kasi ako minsan.  When I was in college, I met Aris,  We were in a relationship and for almost eight years, we were secretly, a couple.  But something good really don't last and nearing our eight years together, we parted.  I was heartbroken and for a while, hopped from one bed to another, just to forget.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

One True Love - 2


"Please leave me alone Kris"

"Ibaba muna kita, then I'll go"

"Leave me alone and stop being my fucking attorney"

"Ano!?"

"You heard me"

"Anong gagawin mo, lalakad ka tapos gugulong ka ulit pababa?" sabay sipa sa kanyang saklay.

"O sige gawin mo kong lalong inutil, sige, kargahin mo ko" naiiyak na sabi nito.

Umupo ako sa tabi niya "Aris, tama na.  Alam mo para kang tanga. di ka naman tanga di ba?"

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Sa LRT

5pm, Sabado, January 5, 2013.  Galing ako sa last day of Christmas shopping for a last day Christmas gift giving.

Sabado naman, naisip ko, wala pang pasok sa school, maluwag pa ang LRT.  So instead of hailing a cab, I walked from Divisoria to the Carriedo station of the LRT.

Wrong decision. Punuan ang LRT.  Gaya ko, ang dami ding naglast-day shopping sa Divisoria.


Monday, February 11, 2013

Sunday, February 10, 2013

The Man in white and blue (part 1)

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Palpak ang simula ng December 2012 sa akin.  Pano naman sinabihan ako ng aking opisina na pumunta sa isang factory namin sa Southeast Asia para ayusin ang problema nila sa kanilang shipment.  Nasa Logistic Department ako ng isang multi-national firm based in HK at dahil meron daw akong gift of tongue (hahahaha) madalas ako ang frontliner pag me problema.  Syempre asar to the max ako, sino ba namang Pinoy ang gustong umalis sa Pinas pag pasko tapos January 1, 2013 pa ang return flight ko.

Subsob trabaho ang ginawa ko para hindi ko mapansin ang panahon. Swerte namang naayos namin ang problema ng maaga kaya nakiusap ako sa aming HK office kung pwede akong magrebook.  I called up our house to tell them the good news.  Pero waitlisted ako for the December 28 flight, ganun pa man I told my Mom to send my driver to pick me up in the airport, baka makatsamba.  Pero malas talaga, I was not able to get a seat and  forgot to tell my Mom as I went looking around for an available flight for Manila.  Luckily, I was able to book a December 29 flight on a budget plane.

December 29, 2012 6am in NAIA and nobody from home in sight.  Tired, sleepless and hungry (empre budget airline) I was very angry that no one was there to meet me.  "Ma, bakit wala akong sundo?

Friday, February 8, 2013

BENCH

 Katatapos lang ng first set ng laban ng NU at ADMU sa men's volleyball ng makaramdam ako ng gutom.  Tumayo ako para bumili ng pagkain ng mapansin ko ang isang lalaki na abala sa paglalaro ng kanyang CP.  Nakita ko na, di ko lang maalaala kung saan.

I was in the CR when two men went to pee, also.

"Pare, medyo tayo ata si Manoy a"

"Lamig kasi ng aircon" he answered.  I glanced and saw that it was the young man sitting on the stair.

"Patsupa mo na yan, sasakit pa puson mo.  Dami namang Sisterakas sa loob"

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Si Manong Sekyu


Nakatira ako sa isang me kalakihang compound. Sabi ng Nanay, nung unang panahon, silang mga magkakapatid at kanilang mga magulang lang ang nakatira sa kanilang ancestral house/compound. When my mom and some of her siblings got married, my grandparents told them to build their own house inside the compound. At dahil kokonti na lang ang nakatira sa ancestral house, my grandparents and their two unmarried children decided to lease the lower portion of their house. Ang baba ng bahay ay naging 4 na silid paupahan at ang kanang bahagi (facing west) ay naging up and down na kalaunan ay hinati rin sa 2 paupahang kwarto - separate ang taas at ang baba.

Hindi ako street smart person nung panahong yun. OFW si Tatay, martial law pa, kaya si Nanay sobrang higpit. Lahat ng kilos, regimented. Pati kung sino ang kalaro, kelangan aprubado. Kaya hindi nakakapagtakang at 12 years old, wala akong alam sa sex. Hindi ko rin maintindihan kung ano ang bading noon. Sa akin pag sinabi mong bading ka, ikaw yung nag-iikot sa barangay na makapal ang make-up, nakawig at sisigaw ng kulot, kulot o kaya manicure. Nakakita na rin naman ako ng 2 lalaki na naghahawakan ng kanilang titi (and they will be a part also of my initiation sa m2m sex) pero hindi ko naman yun nabigyan ng malisya. Sa aking kabataan, di ko naramdaman na gusto ko ng kapwa ko lalaki - kasi lumaki ako na kasama ko ang mga pinsan kong lalaki, kaya ang alam kong activities, panlalaki gaya ng basketball, arm-wrestling, minsan sasama pa akong makipagsuntukan kung me kaaaway sila sa kabilang kanto.

Summer of 1982 is the time that change it all. Suddenly, I lost my ignorance and my innocence, as far as sex is concerned.


Monday, February 4, 2013

THE REUNION - part 3 (Si Reggie)

Of all my high school sexcapades, the ones with Reggie was the most surprising.

Reggie was our batch salutatorian.  While Ed's forte was Math, Reggie was our Science genius.  It was actually ironic that he was into Science when he was very much into religion.

One time, we were working late because we needed to publish the Christmas edition of our school organ.

"Wala na ba kayong pag-asa ni Ed talaga?" he asked.  As Ed and I grew apart, Reggie did all he can to patch things up.  He was our resident adviser after all, and felt that it was his duty to mediate every time there's trouble in the school, especially within our barkada.

"Gusto ko namang maayos, pero ayaw na ata niya.  Alam mo namang siya yung katsokaran ko talaga"

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Ang Barbero (fb)

Matagal ko ng suki si Bong.  Dati kong suki sa taxi ang tatay niya at minsang nagpasundo ako sa isang barber shop, nabanggit niya sa aking me anak siyang barbero, si Bong.  Bata pa si Bong ng una ko siyang makita, wala pang nineteen at gaya ng ilang kabataan, isang batang ama.  Matangkad, moreno at tama lang ang katawan.  Altho hindi kagwapuhan, me hitsura rin naman ito, me winning smile at higit sa lahat, maasikaso.

One time, na-assign ako overseas and after two months umuwi ako sa Pinas.  Syempre, isa sa unang hinarap ko ay ang magpagupit.  Pumunta ako sa barber shop pero pagdating ko doon ay nakasara na ito.  Napansin ko ang isang papel na nakapaskil sa pinto - TRANSFERRED LOCATION, UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Hindi ko alam kung na-rehire si Bong pero sinubukan ko pa ring puntahan ang bagong barber shop tutal ay malapit lang naman ito .  Nang makarating ako sa bagong lokasyon ay tinanong ko kung andun pa rin si Bong.

"Gaya din ng dati" sabi ko ng makita ko siya.  Pag nagpapagupit ako, kelangang me scalp and body massage plus facial and foot spa lagi, yan ang tinuturing kong luxury ng buhay ko - feeling relaxed and recharged kasi ako after.

"Sir, meron kaming cubicle para mas tahimik at walang istorbo" "Magkano?" "Sir, dapat at least worth P2000 ang services"